RoastVault

Finance, with teeth

Turn spending shame into savings game.

Your receipts betray you. We're opening the vault for early access now—claim a free account, keep the evidence, and be ready for your first roast.

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RoastVaultToday's roast

Evidence logged

Starbucks

Iced latte · 6:42 AM

$6.45

“You paid $6.45 to drink bean soup in a cup with your name on it. Financial decisions like this are why your savings account has trust issues.”
Roasted. Evidence preserved.

Roast score

87

savage level

Sweep to Vault
+$6.45
ROASTED & SAVING

A better feedback loop

Make your next impulse buy do something useful.

The sting lasts seconds. The savings habit can stick.

  1. 01

    Claim your free account.

    No card. No charge. Just a spot in the vault.

  2. 02

    Keep the evidence.

    Save the receipt you want called out when roasting opens.

  3. 03

    Roast, then decide.

    Upload, get the reality check, and choose whether to save the difference.

Built for the group chat

Make the bad purchase a good story.

Every roast is designed to be the screenshot your friends need to see. Laugh, share, save, repeat.

The founder promise

“We're not here to make you feel worse about money. We're here to make the pause before spending actually stick.”
Your money, your callOne tap to saveNo human judgment

Your next impulse buy is waiting

Claim your vault. Bring the evidence when roasts open.

Account creation is free today. We'll make the first receipt roast unmistakably available before we ask for a dollar.

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